St. Custard’s College, Oxford

Academy of extreme storytelling

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No corridors filled with the reek of boiled cabbage. No Chinese tour groups wandering the Quad, asking where Harry Potter lives. No tyrannical bell pealing throughout the day reminding us that break is over and soon we shall die. Welcome to St. Custard’s. We’ve got everything you need to help you learn to write your first novel.  And you can have fun too. Why not start with my free, ten-part novel-writing e-course?

Get your free, 10-part, ‘snackable’

novel-writing e-course.

 One delivered to your inbox every day. Everything you need to write your first novel, and all while you sleep. OK that’s not true, I haven’t figured that bit out yet. You have to be awake. If you are keen, just put your moniker in the tastefully designed box on the right. (If you have a Gmail address, check your ‘Promotions’ folder – this is  where Google often hides anything that looks like it’s from me.)

Or try the full-on course, below. The ultimate online novel-writing course. 

Twelve video lessons that guide you through every stage of the process.

The Howdunnit Machine is a revolutionary online course that teaches you to write

a novel the way pilots learn to fly:  in a simulator.

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