St. Custard’s College, Oxford

Academy of extreme storytelling

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No corridors filled with the reek of boiled cabbage. No confused tour groups wandering the Quad, asking where Harry Potter lives. No tyrannical bell pealing throughout the day reminding us that break is over and soon we shall die. Welcome to St. Custard’s. We’ve got everything you need to help you learn to write your first novel.

You have three choices. Start with my free, ten-part novel-writing e-course by signing up below. Or scroll down for the Big Course and the Howdunnit Machine.

 Free, 10-part, ‘snackable’ novel-writing e-course. One delivered to your inbox every day.

(If you have a Gmail address, check your ‘Promotions’ folder – this is  where Google often hides anything that looks like it’s from me.)

The ultimate online novel-writing course. Fourteen video lessons that guide you through every stage of the process.

The Howdunnit Machine is a revolutionary online course that teaches you to write a novel the way pilots learn to fly:  in a simulator.

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