St. Custard’s College, Oxford
Academy of extreme storytelling
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No corridors filled with the reek of boiled cabbage. No confused tour groups wandering the Quad, asking where Harry Potter lives. No tyrannical bell pealing throughout the day reminding us that break is over and soon we shall die. Welcome to St. Custard’s. We’ve got everything you need to help you learn to write your first novel.
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