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Someone once said, writing is easy, you just sit down at the typewriter and open a vein. Of course anyone who has tried it knows it’s much harder than that.  I wrote my first novel the way a blind man finds his way out of a forest. That can work, but it takes a long time and you bump into a lot of trees along the way. What I needed was a method.  With a method you always know what to do next. During the course of my next seven novels I developed one.

This course contains a condensed, down-and-dirty version of it. It comes in ten email lessons, spread over ten days, each containing what I hope is a pithy and succinct digest intended to give you an overview of the task in hand. And an understanding of where to dig deeper if you want to take it further.

Outline of the course

1. Overview
2. Meet the Homunculus of Doubt

There are probably more unfinished novels in the world than stars in the Milky Way.  So before we get started we need to spend some time in mental boot camp.

3. Practical Enchantment

The course starts by asking a question that surprisingly few writers ask, namely, What is reading?  Once you understand the specific nature of the pleasure readers seek, all else follows. Clue: it’s a trance-like state sometimes called the Fictive Dream

4. ‘Thisness’

We can think of the fictive dream as a temporary theatre in the mind. In which  case, words are the wood and paint with which we construct the scenery.  In order to do it properly, you need plenty of Thisness.

5. It’s about a guy/gal who…

Thus begins the classic Hollywood elevator pitch. All stories are about someone who tries to do something and finds that the author won’t let him.

6. I Was So Enthralled I Forgot To Chop Off Her Head.

The Sultan adopts the strange new policy of sleeping only with virgins then beheading them in the morning. If this ever happens to you, this lesson on storytelling – courtesy Scheherazade – could save your life.

7. And then everything went pear-shaped

Life doesn’t have to make sense, but fiction does. So we fashion it into a plot. There are three key components. Causality, conflict and things going pear-shaped.

8. ‘Pass me that tray of noses, Igor!’

How to invent people and make them tick.

9. Hook me

We end at your first page, far and away the most important part of your manuscript. If you get it wrong, none of the rest will get read.

10. Mystery Culminatory Lesson

The Secret of Writing condensed into One Word

Important note for Gmail subscribers

Sometime last year Google made a change to Gmail that a lot of people are unaware of. They created new categories, called Social, Promotions and Updates. You didn’t ask them to do this but they did it anyway. Like your mum making some coloured boxes to put your socks in without telling you. So you can’t find them any more.  You may not even know you have these new folders, but a lot of your emails now get automatically put into them, rather than your inbox.  If you subscribe to this course, and don’t receive the lessons, check in your ‘Promotions’ folder.  It’s located below the  Spam and Trash folders, and you may have to hunt for it. Who knows, you might find all sorts of interesting stuff there, including this course.

A revolutionary new type of online novel writing course

Some time ago in America there was an advertisement for a solar powered clothes dryer. It was only $50. You sent your money off and by return of post received a clothes line.

I think of that story when I see all these courses and textbooks with their sirenic promises of literary glory, claims to make you a novelist overnight. The truth is there is only one scientifically established method for turning you into a novelist, and that is the revolutionary Howdunnit Machine. The first online novel simulator in the world. Click on the button to find out more.

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