The official web residence of the King of Welsh Noir

Huh? Who?

Novelist, playwright, copywriter, enemy of tyrants, poet, silly twerp who needs a boot up his arse….just who is the King of Welsh Noir?


Six novels in the cult Aberystwyth Noir series, and a new detective series. Is there no stopping this man? Yes, he’s broke.

Dean of St. Custard’s

Giving birth to your first novel is never easy, visit St. Custard’s College, Oxford, for some advice on delivering that brainchild.


He writes ads too, like this one. Can you see any copy on it? I can’t. He still charged for it, though. Bloody scoundrel. 

Free novel-writing e-course

Get Gateway to Narnia, my free, ten-part, ‘snackable’ e-course on how to write a novel.

Write your name in the granite box and get your first lesson in your inbox an hour from now.

Some people said I couldn’t sing, but no one could say I didn’t sing—Florence Foster Jenkins


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Malcolm Pryce